How to Make A Woman (myself) Happy

2010-1-5 想著新一年寫甚麽才好，回想去年12月23日轉貼的「如何令一個女人快樂」，想提醒自己傷春悲秋之餘多感恩，決定將它轉貼到2010年1月1日，其實我當前急務是要知道「如何令自己快樂」:P

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked and bring alcohol

紅色是你做到的。

藍色是你曾經做到卻不能再做的。

綠色是我不知道你會否做到的。

看到藍色，還是會鼻子一酸，看著紅色，你為我做到的真的很多，而且你從來不需要我做紫色的:P，所以我會學習只看著紅色！