Mae West's Witty 25!

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1. A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

2. All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
3. Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

4. Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

5. Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

6. Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

7. I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

8. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

9. I'm single because I was born that way.

10. I speak two languages, Body and English.

11. I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

12. It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

13. Its not the men in your life that matters, its the life in your men.

14. It takes two to get one in trouble.

15. Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

16. Look your best - who said love is blind?

17. Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

18. Sex is an emotion in motion.

19. The score never interested me, only the game.

20. There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

21. Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

22. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

23. When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

24. Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

25. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.