Charlotte: So how are you?Carrie: I'm good. How are you?Charlotte: Great.Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?
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Miranda: I didn't tell Walker I had a baby.Charlotte: How could you not mention it?Miranda: It didn't come up! If Walker had asked me directly, "have you given birth recently," I would've said... first of all, define "recently."
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Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!
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Samantha: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
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Big: After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh.
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Big: She can get ahold of me but I can't get ahold of her.Aidan: That's fucked up.
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